- Teacher: where's your homework
- Me: why are you so obsessed with me
i’m watching Downton Abbey and all I’m doing is flicking off Thomas.
UGGGGH I HATE THIS LITTLE BITCH. I mean, he seriously has NO redeeming qualities. NONE. ZIPPO.
that guy phillip from “pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides” cracks me up. he’s so intense.
when blackbeard calls syrena “a creature,” he’s all, “SHE HAS A NAME.”
and i’m just like:
dude. calm your tits. please and thank you.